MeLissa Webber

Eggs and Beyond: 8 Vegan Substitutes for Common Ingredients http://www.ecorazzi.com/2012/09/21/eggs-and-beyond-8-vegan-substitutes-for-common-ingredients/ …

Jesus rose from the grave so my sins would stay buried! @judahsmith

BREAKING: @ConAgraFoods eliminating controversial gestation crates from supply chains. Read more: http://bit.ly/VxObOu 

Do You Know About the Yellow Dog Project? http://theyellowdogproject.com 

Agreeing to everything someone is saying so that they stop talking.

And we will always be grateful for what Tim Russert meant to Morning Joe. When he "blessed us" in 2008 in Iowa, it changed everything.

Honey Boo Boo just got renewed and they're paying her $250,000, in case you needed more reasons to cry yourself to sleep at night.

Taiji: All killing boats have returned to Taiji harbor without dolphins. 9:05am #Tweet4Taiji

Wake me up when it's Friday......or the temp rises above 60°...or a donut truck spills its load.

New Vegan Shop Now Offering Soft Serve Ice Cream http://gothamist.com/2012/09/19/new_vegan_shop_now_serving_soft_ser.php#photo-1 …

My friend Shannon http://www.adn.com/2012/09/15/2626382/we-reach-the-checkout-and-what.html …

Lina is looking for a home! Meet this cutie at the Brooklyn Care Center, 2336 Linden Blvd. Adoption hours 12-7pm,... http://fb.me/1Rd8O96nj 

Let's not be concerned about shortcomings of others. Let's be concerned about our own.

Squirrels, freeloading before it was cool. #squirrelstyle

Awww...! Cc @MadCitySquirrel RT @jmcest: A taxi driver & his squirrel (passed out on a pillow on his dashboard!) http://eva-christine.tumblr.com/post/31500201156/a-soldier-and-his-squirrel …

Horrified by the annual dolphin/whale massacre going on right now? CLICK THIS TO HELP http://www.seashepherd.org/cove-guardians/what-you-can-do.html … RT #tweet4taiji Make a difference

This is a great resource for those of you interested in leading a vegan lifestyle http://bit.ly/OyNTld 

$1000 REWARD!

Be found at one's post, living each day as though it were our last, but planning as though our world might last 100 years

Be the person your dog thinks you are. #vegansofig http://instagr.am/p/Plhso3GiYL/ 

All I need is 5 seconds... I'll return the favor... http://twitvid.com/B6R83 

Local police officer on our security detail: "I hope even if you guys come up here and lose, we can keep your band and you can take ours."

Moses MUST find an adopter or rescuer. He's been chained outside for most of his almost 5 years... he was... http://fb.me/2g3kXWKf4 

I'm here on Twitter because my family is on Facebook

Good article about the effects of standard western #diet on the #environment. From Bruce Friedrich of @farmsanctuary. http://ow.ly/dK2wr 

Vote for @MayorsAlliance and RT to help save more homeless NYC dogs and cats from euthanasia! @ChaseGiving http://bit.ly/CCG4MA 

ONE day left in auction of EW signed by Rutina Wesley aka Tara, to help save the elephants http://bit.ly/SnJ5GB  #trueblood

Pets of the Week: William & Cheezit http://bit.ly/O5wqqk 

Walmart Admits Defeat: Mega-Retailer Won't Build Brooklyn Store http://gothamist.com/2012/09/15/walmart_admits_defeat_mega-retailer.php …

70% off Vegan Sale & Clearance Fashions! Get an an ADDITIONAl 15% off w/ code 15SUMMER http://www.alternativeoutfitters.com/sale-specials/vegan-sale-clearance-view-all.aspx … Ends 9/16/12

Compassion Over Killing Exposes Extreme Cruelty at CA Slaughter Plant http://dld.bz/bMCsj  Watch and Go Vegan

When you feel exhausted from life, take a deep breath and pray. God will give you strength.

Five Things To Watch Out For In Tonight's SNL Season Premiere http://gothamist.com/2012/09/15/snls_back_sans_wiig_and_samberg_but.php …

AC&C foster volunteers save lives - including those of Gizmo and Celine (pictured here and currently in foster).... http://fb.me/1rBVo9N9u 

Life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain and I'm killing this two step...

HELP! RT @csmith71: @Venice311 Lost small black + tan terrier in canals area. DM me for contact phone number if found

Taiji: Sept 15 6:08am -Dolphin killers have day off. Pilot whales & bottlenose dolphins remain captive in killing cove until tomorrow.

Tweeps, will be substitute-anchoring on @ThisWeekABC sunday. Hope you'll tune in -- much to discuss!

You've gotta love a world where dogs can win America's Got Talent! #aroooooo

Three things that aren't true: "No small dogs in shelters." "No purebred dogs in shelters." "No one adopts older dogs." http://ow.ly/dHn7D 

#Dogs need life jackets too! If your dog is going to be in & out of the water, a foam-filled, float coat might be a good fit!

Love u too Ms. Cheryl, sorry 4 letting you down RT @cheryl2958: Keep your head up Chad. Your true friends & fans support you. Love to you.

Taiji: All 12 killing boats have returned to Taiji harbor empty handed. The dolphins are safe today. 9:24am #Tweet4Taiji

So many NEW arrivals of #veganshoes & #veganboots http://bit.ly/rJwmF 

This Week's Special: Sweet ginger seitan with leeks, chili garlic dragon sauce, arugula and smoked chili... http://fb.me/1YxKWZAPq 

Volunteers LOVE this dog @lacitypets' South LA: Donna, black pit mix, is shy, sweet & gentle, good w/ kids & dogs. Vid: http://goo.gl/e10p2 

Digital Domain, Company Behind 'Tron' & Tupac Hologram, Files for Bankruptcy http://bit.ly/QDuDaa 

Taiji 2 more bottlenose taken for captivity. Now at 19 taken captive.#Tweet4Taiji

Taiji: lost most of pod but small pod now being driven toward cove. 11:37am #Tweet4Taiji

Taiji: killing boats found pod, lost pod and now have pod again. Dolphins are exhausted and slowing down. 11:25am #Tweet4Taiji

Taiji: second pod still being chased by 11 killing boats and 3 skiffs. Pod is putting up a strong fight! Boats lost pod again. #Tweet4Taiji

Taiji: second pod of Bottlenose being driven now into cove. 11:01am #Tweet4Taiji

Taiji: appears second pod may have escaped. First pod in killing cove awaiting fate. Imprisonment or slaughter 10:36am #Tweet4Taiji

Please rt: Tomorrow on Varick and king. #HudsonSquare / #Soho @downtownlunch

Please continue to share Vera, especially with anyone who loves easy-going senior dogs! This older girl has been... http://fb.me/wemAL8d8 

Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus...and he punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family?

Root for the Saints in style! #gameday http://ow.ly/dyrM3 

My # 1 http://bit.ly/SYXF50  go to naughty snack…YUM!!!

My tree cred is supes legit

@latunleashed Thank you for sharing! #HelpHorses

The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Yogi Berra is one of many great AC&C animals that will be available for adoption at the Richmond Hill Block... http://fb.me/2mh3B0TN2 

Help Cops Catch The Despicable Dog-Beater Caught On This Surveillance Video http://gothamist.com/2012/09/07/help_the_nypd_catch_the_dog-beater.php …

Live and let live, even if it saunters around on 8 legs.And looks like a small turtle.And makes you scream like a little girl.

You left the comma off of you're RT @jaketapper: seriously, if youre going to correct my twitter typos, just unfollow.

seriously, if you don't get the jokes just unfollow.

I swear I'm going to be single for the rest of my life...

first post in 4 months, with apology & explanation, and prayer request...thanks for your patience: http://ow.ly/dt3LL 

RT! RT @THECANYONHUT got ROBBED! vntge Rodgers 20 kck, 67 ludwig tom, 72 ludwig floor tom, k custom cymbals ampeg clssic SVT 4x10 PLEASE RT!

"Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be." - Dorothy Parker

Life is so precious. A talented brother and a kind spirit. RIP Michael Clarke Duncan http://vw.vrvm.com/thewrap/article/2yQRXBQJ …

If you want to know what God wants from you, ask Him in faith and He will answer.

RT @GMA: #BreakingNews: Green Mile actor Michael Clarke Duncan has died at the age of 54, @ABC confirms.

RT @nytimes: Airstrikes in Syria Kill at Least 18 People - http://nyti.ms/Un0Kvc 

Join @TheRoxy in helping make it happen for Funeral Expenses for Family Killed in Collision http://igg.me/p/218509?a=1174322&i=cstw … #community

The Bible predates factory farms by, oh, 2000 or so years. Imagine what #Jesus would say about this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THIODWTqx5E … @Reetin

Have you ever just sat there and realized how weird you are?

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. –Roger Caras. RT if you agree! http://ow.ly/i/SOCR 

Retweet if you're missing someone...

The sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie..

Summer is not over until the fat squirrel tweets #occupysummer

Knock knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman.

You must believe that God is separate from the world and that some of the things we see in it are contrary to His will. #CSLewis

The awkward moment when you accidentally make eye contact with the same person like 5 times.

Today in 1963: Nobel Peace Prize winner Martin Luther King, Jr. gives "I Have a Dream" speech. http://s.si.edu/dhuSx 

STORM WATCH-MS: If evacuating and need shelter for horses or large animals, BARN 10 at the State Fairgrounds will house them #Isaac

Pray for Gulf residents. I love them! “@Reuters: Hurricane Isaac to hit New Orleans, making landfall soon http://reut.rs/NSDaY6 ”#resilient

“@amhistorymuseum: Today in 1963: Nobel Peace Prize winner Martin Luther King, Jr. gives "I Have a Dream" speech. http://s.si.edu/dhuSx ”

Just saw three horse drawn carriages here in the city of Montreal. Whether its in NYC or not, this has to stop! @NYClass

Stubby, mascot of the 102nd Infantry, 26th Yankee Division, during World War I: http://ow.ly/i/SPQp 

MISSISSIPPI: Pet-friendly @RedCross shelter open in Forrest County, MS: http://mississippi-redcross.org/archives/2312  #Isaac via @MSPublicBroadcasting

Don't forget gift to my Cat Ladies use coupon code: EVEL for 15% off with FREE SHIPPING of any cat trees at www.Kitty http://Mansions.com 

It's sad how the people you were once so close with can become just another stranger you don't know

I hate it when i meow at cats and they dont meow back. Unbelievably rude.

Don't forget 2 leave a (hopefully nice) review on iTunes if you've bought my solo Country album. Thanks for the encouragement! Tell a friend

I love that super cute thing you do where you don't text me back for hours, Adorable.

"Tweeting" is so much more better than "Updating my Facebook Status"

powerful interactive tool from NYT to honor the 2,000 US troops who have died in and around Afghanistan > http://nyti.ms/NGmpPW 

Everyone wants 2 win, but a champion needs a motivation above and beyond winning. #PatRiley. Higher motivation = yr own evolution.

I hate how spiders just sit there on your wall, acting like they pay rent.

Next week in NY is "Parkerfest 2012," a Dorothy Parker birthday celebration...details here: http://www.dorothyparker.com/wordpress/2012/07/parkerfest-2012-schedule-of-events.html …

We see thousands of squirrels through life, but once we meet that one squirrel, our life will never be the same again.. #Squirrel

I haven't had to tread water in a long time... special thank you to my fans...family...friends for keeping me afloat...

I have 998 followers. Can I get at least two more today? Not grovelling, just wondering aloud...

I'm into you if you're into me, but not too into me. http://goo.gl/2HjXe 

Since February, AC&C has been caring for more than 20 Shetland sheepdogs rescued from hoarders. Now that their... http://fb.me/2jSfmXCYF 

"Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength." Mark 12:30

Since February, AC&C has been caring for more than 20 Shetland sheepdogs (including Quincy, pictured here)... http://fb.me/2kWNW4QcS 

Join us today for tourist outreach flyering to #StopHorseCarriages 1-4PM along #CentralPark South. Signup or just come http://nyclass.org/august11 

RT if you turn to Dawn to cut through everyday or Olympic Game-sized messes! http://pub.vitrue.com/VghI 

Senior Rottweiler Defends Home, Burglar Traced With DNA Taken From Her Teeth http://fb.me/1JbsekK76 

Please sign this petition! JCP is now selling Michael Vick merchandise. Let them know that it is NOT OK. Thank you. http://fb.me/2aoU0qIDs 

How I Failed as a Rescuer: Lessons from a Sanctuary http://fb.me/12oxB57cb 

Breaking News: Romney promises to release more tax returns as soon as he can get the guy from Luxembourg on the phone.

Brees is at the facility for physical. Will sign deal after

Is everyone ready for Sunday play by play? I 'm on my way to Saints facility right now to sign the contract and make it official! Stay tuned

Could not make it to Comic-Con so I'm picking up my dry cleaning as Wonder Woman.

Congrats to my guy, my friend, my quarterback @drewbrees on his espy. Well deserved! Ok, now pay the man!!!

Wow! Another beautiful t-shirt in the ADOPT series from @SocialPakt, this time for @brooklyncats. Get yours now! http://bit.ly/Le5WjN 

If it doesn't feel simple, it's probably not good for you.

Happy 4th of July! Please remember to leave pets at home if you're going to see live fireworks displays. The... http://fb.me/1KrpUgnPf 

Mark your calendars (and our online form): AC&C's next Foster Volunteer orientation is July 16, at 7pm. Follow... http://fb.me/20OuCK5ms